See you later, landlocked suckers!

Me and the rest of the Southers contingent have loaded up the family truckster and are headed to Hilton Head Island, SC, for vacation. I called ahead to have the local officials warn the other tourists, but they just laughed as me. Oh, but we will have the last laugh. Yes we will.

I'll try to post a little this week if I get a chance, but I am simply a poor commoner with no laptop computer and I have no idea when I'll get to squeeze any puter time in. I'll most likely be too busy forcing alcohol down my wife's gullet and doing all I can to take advantage of the situation.

We are going to have 11 people down there, so alcohol might be the soup d'jour for ALL of us. In fact, A LOT of it sounds good. I will be in the car with FIVE FEMALES tomorrow for TWELVE HOURS. I use capital letters to show the pain this thought induces. Four of them are teenagers with boyfriends, and have already started going on about how much they will worry about them while they are vacationing, in which I replied, "Oh, they'll find other girls, probably the first day we are gone....so don't you worry your pretty little heads."

I will be sure to take loads of good, bad, and especially ugly photos while I am away. If you are in the HHI area and you see some drunk, 6'4" lummox of a man, stumbling down the street, mumbling incoherently, stop me and say hi. Then, just let me vomit in peace before the police cart me off to jail.